sadistic me..........

Pipod has always been fed in such a way that she only needs minimal effort.......In case u are wondering who she is,shes my close to a year old arowana.I have this habit of putting the small live fishes into a plastic bag and then just slam it against any hard object before I actually let it fight for survival in Pipod's tank.haha..I know the name sounds idiotic but I wasn't the 1 who came up with it.It kind of sticked to her when my younger sister picked out the name at random.Purpose of doing so is to actually leave them ZERO chance for survival before they regain consciousness.........When she was barely 1mths old I use to cut off the small fishes tail so they wont able to swim that fast......I know it sounds really sadistic but hey,look at how the one eyed arowana turned out.Except for the fact that she's blinded in 1 eye and therefore swims in a unique slanted manner,she turned out healthy.......hmm.whats a relationship without arguments?Arguments are the essence of a relationship.It would be dull and boring to be in 1 without them.That thought just breeze through my head......haha.Anyway,another day has yet passed for the jobless man.....No more procrastination........I just signed myself up for Building & Construction Supervisors Safety Course.A course I've been eyeing but no time to execute.But its only in April so I hope I'll be preoccupied till then.Another certificate I'm hoping to acquire is Workplace safety & health.I'm still on the waiting list though......money,money,money....I thought maybe tomorrow I'll deviate my priority(manufacturing sector) and apply for other industries instead till the economy recovers which obviously wont be any time soon.Insya-Allah I'll clinched 1 soon......Life is tough but I'm tougher( Echo Wing,Perry Mok)

simply her..........

"B,no need to put coupon.Dekat town mane ade parking attendant".....a few steps later,100m away from my father's car,there stood that person that sweetie thought never existed in town,THE PARKING ATTENDANT.haha.....baik ah b.so much for trusting u......haha...Confession.I was on the verge of actually believing what u just said ah b till the parking attendant showed up.......hilarious.

"b,kita park skejap je kan.U on je hazard light.Confirm dorang tak saman.They'll understand".....In midst of that conversation,right in front of my very eyes,I witnessed the parking attendant slipping a parking ticket on a black swift,along the road with double yellow line,most importantly with THE HAZARD LIGHT ON.haha.damn farnie ah.Sweetie had her back facing what happened and so as usual she kept blabbering about how anal I was....When she saw the smirk on my face.....she stopped.....And I said"b,look behind u".haha.here we go again.So much for trusting u b.....Those were some of her bimbotic moments....As much as i wish to deny that I'm a bad influence when it comes to being a believer of "when you are confident,the battle is half won",to a minimal extent,I think its true.Let me reiterate the word minimal alright.The rest is purely u k b.

haha...........thank u for being you k b.Cliche..... but here goes,b, I love u because of your flaws,not despite your flaws.(quote from amazing race Asia)hahahaha...........Im definite not a philosophical kind of guy so when I actually sound philosophical,She'll go"yeah right.Where did u get that from?"anyway b,sometimes its original k b.swear.